“I’m gonna take your fingerprints and dent all the cans in Giant with them! cuz they can’t sell dented cans, and they’re gonna want to blame somebody and YOUR fingerprints are going to be on them! Then you’ll be in trouble with the sweet potato-law!”—Megan
“This chairs feels like a bunch of hairy snakes right now.
When I have my own snake, I’m going to make it grow hair.
Oh my God, can you give a snake Rogain?
I’m gonna give my snake crack.”—Megan