“My life is an uncomfortable sentence, with the occasional comfortable parenthesis.”
Walking back from dinner today, Megan laughed so hard about a hypothetical baby chicken that she almost threw up.
And one she couldn’t pick up.
If I don’t have sex sometime soon…I’ll just start eating pancakes. — Megan
Megan: *flopping her hands around* If I ever had to smack a cat, this is how I’d do it.
Claire: What the heck are you talking about?!
Megan: *laughs uncontrollably and doesn’t answer*
In case you’re interested, Megan is currently sitting on the floor fiddling with her mix of hot melted chocolate eggs and jelly beans—“Wanna play with it? haha! I’m so glad it’s not poop!”
…She added strawberry frosting and Trix
“Is it weird that this is exactly what I wanted and I didn’t even know?”
What if I didn’t put on pants? What if I just put on thicker leggings? — Megan (via weleaveinten)