'Dicktress' sounds like something you put on your dick. Like a lampshade. — Megan
(semi-sing-song) I’m a boy! I have a penis! I have a big truck! (Liam:I think that girl heard you) WELL I HOPE SHE HEARD ME
"Your hand soap is so vague! It just says ‘fruit oils’. What does that mean? Is it coconut? Is it papaya? *giggles* Why is this so funny?!
"Ow! That hurt. But I guess that’s what I get for fondling a cactus."
"I’m glad you appreciate my fiery loins."—Megan
Megan: Now my butt smells like citrus, probably.
Ashley: That sounds like a mating ritual.
I would eat your life if it wasn’t filled with fungus. — Megan
"My life is an uncomfortable sentence, with the occasional comfortable parenthesis."
Walking back from dinner today, Megan laughed so hard about a hypothetical baby chicken that she almost threw up.
And one she couldn’t pick up.