A Megan Champion Appreciation Blog

“My life is an uncomfortable sentence, with the occasional comfortable...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:02:22 -0400

“My life is an uncomfortable sentence, with the occasional comfortable parenthesis.”

—Megan

Walking back from dinner today, Megan laughed so hard about a hypothetical baby chicken that she...

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:47:18 -0400

Walking back from dinner today, Megan laughed so hard about a hypothetical baby chicken that she almost threw up.

And one she couldn’t pick up.

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:43 -0400

And one she couldn’t pick up.

A photoset of Megan carrying big sticks.

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:09 -0400

A photoset of Megan carrying big sticks.

"If I don’t have sex sometime soon…I’ll just start eating pancakes."

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:22:17 -0400

“If I don’t have sex sometime soon…I’ll just start eating pancakes.”

- Megan

Megan: flopping her hands around If I ever had to smack a cat, this is how I’d do it.Claire:...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:10:45 -0400

Megan: *flopping her hands around* If I ever had to smack a cat, this is how I’d do it.
Claire: What the heck are you talking about?!
Megan: *laughs uncontrollably and doesn’t answer*

"I just wanna touch it! Ow!"

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:04:00 -0400

In case you’re interested, Megan is currently sitting on the floor fiddling with her mix of hot melted chocolate eggs and jelly beans—“Wanna play with it? haha! I’m so glad it’s not poop!”

…She added strawberry frosting and Trix

“Is it weird that this is exactly what I wanted and I didn’t even know?”

"What if I didn’t put on pants? What if I just put on thicker leggings?"

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:20:49 -0400

“What if I didn’t put on pants? What if I just put on thicker leggings?”

- Megan (via weleaveinten)

I guess if you're being chased by the Devil the street is really nothing.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:14:16 -0400

Claire: I don’t like the word “larynx”.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:13:47 -0400

Claire: I don’t like the word “larynx”.
Megan: Me, neither. ‘Specially when you say it.
Claire: What? Why?
Megan: It just sounds really gross.

"THE POPE WILL NOT STAND DOWN! Yeah, I don’t even know what that was."

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:08:16 -0400

“THE POPE WILL NOT STAND DOWN! Yeah, I don’t even know what that was.”

- Megan

Megan: Nooo!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:12:49 -0400

Megan: Nooo!
Sara: What?
Megan: I accidentally inserted a binomial theorem instead of an upside-down exclamation point….

"Oh my god, I thought that was actually the voices in my head. That scared the shit out of me."

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:09:05 -0400

“Oh my god, I thought that was actually the voices in my head. That scared the shit out of me.”

- Megan, when Claire started singing Kum Ba Yah

"I can’t anger myself. I tried to do anger but I guess my body rejected that emotion because it..."

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:36:46 -0500

“I can’t anger myself. I tried to do anger but I guess my body rejected that emotion because it laughed.”

- Megan

"And besides, if I had a fetus on my shoulder I wouldn’t even be able to reach it with my boob since..."

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:08:42 -0500

“And besides, if I had a fetus on my shoulder I wouldn’t even be able to reach it with my boob since I’m only a B cup!”

- (via weleaveinten)

Megan: pats the far end of Gabby’s bedMegan: This is the butt.

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:49:46 -0500

Megan: *pats the far end of Gabby’s bed*
Megan: This is the butt.

The scene that started it all.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:18:23 -0500

The scene that started it all.

"It’s a rat!"

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:17:29 -0500

“It’s a rat!”

- Megan (repeatedly)

Megan: Know what's a problem with that idea, though?

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:14:31 -0500

Megan: Know what's a problem with that idea, though?
Sara: Yeah?
Megan: No one would name a kid Ugly.
Sara: Maybe she's just really self-aware. Like she's badass and smart and knows there's more to life to being cute.
Megan: No, it has to be short for something. Uglimeralda...Uglita...
Megan: Ugliaria
Megan: Ugli...*laughs* I'm just making noises.

Megan: giggle You know how they have Beauty and the Beast?

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:10:30 -0500

Megan: *giggle* You know how they have Beauty and the Beast?
Sara: Yeah?
Megan: Well what if they had Ugly and the Cute-Thing? And like an ugly girl falls in love with a cute thing? *giggles*
Sara: Can that please be our children's book?
Megan: Yes! Look! that's a cute thing! *laughs* It's a dog!

A Megan Champion Appreciation Blog

“My life is an uncomfortable sentence, with the occasional comfortable...

Walking back from dinner today, Megan laughed so hard about a hypothetical baby chicken that she...

And one she couldn’t pick up.

A photoset of Megan carrying big sticks.

"If I don’t have sex sometime soon…I’ll just start eating pancakes."

Megan: *flopping her hands around* If I ever had to smack a cat, this is how I’d do it.Claire:...

"I just wanna touch it! Ow!"

"What if I didn’t put on pants? What if I just put on thicker leggings?"

I guess if you're being chased by the Devil the street is really nothing.

Claire: I don’t like the word “larynx”.

"THE POPE WILL NOT STAND DOWN! Yeah, I don’t even know what that was."

Megan: Nooo!

"Oh my god, I thought that was actually the voices in my head. That scared the shit out of me."

"I can’t anger myself. I tried to do anger but I guess my body rejected that emotion because it..."

"And besides, if I had a fetus on my shoulder I wouldn’t even be able to reach it with my boob since..."

Megan: *pats the far end of Gabby’s bed*Megan: This is the butt.

The scene that started it all.

"It’s a rat!"

Megan: Know what's a problem with that idea, though?

Megan: *giggle* You know how they have Beauty and the Beast?

Megan: flopping her hands around If I ever had to smack a cat, this is how I’d do it.Claire:...

Megan: pats the far end of Gabby’s bedMegan: This is the butt.

Megan: giggle You know how they have Beauty and the Beast?